Warning

The post you are about to read contains mature(!) adult content and scenes that may be disturbing to some readers. Viewer discretion is advised.

You can also consider this a public service announcement reminding you what you should NOT do when working with tools.

This:

Plus:

Equals:

and this:

Alcohol and tools do not mix!





And, this puts a new spin on feeding raw to your dog:





Alright, now that you are finished groaning and thinking to yourself 'she is a sick girl', cut me some slack. I got it for halloween and it was raining last night. The dog didn't want to go out so we stayed in an entertained ourselves. And, it worked really well to scare the cr*p out of two of my co-workers (the fake hand up the sleeve trick)!



And Gail, if you are reading this, I promise to put it away before you come over.