Somebody sent this to me by email the other day. It in no way reflects Dan and I.
"My husband, being unhappy wih my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his fucking forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond."
:)
